10. If you have a special place in your heart for your Lutheran brothers…you might be a Calvinist.
9. If you have changed the default setting of your Biblegateway browser to be ESV…you might be a Calvinist.
8. If your children have more Bibles than you own TV’s…you might be a Calvinist.
7. If you now think John Piper is too liberal because he invited Rick Warren to ‘Desiring God’ …you might be a Calvinist.
6. If you dislike the term Calvinist, preferring Christian…you might be a Calvinist.
5. If you have ever deliberately changed the words of a hymn to make it more conforming to scripture…you might be a Calvinist.
4. If you have ever read The Bondage of the Will to your children…you might be a Calvinist.
3. If you can remember all the speakers at last year’s “Together for the Gospel” conference…you might be a Calvinist.
2. If you get into a heated debate with another Calvinist over paedobaptism vs. believers baptism…you might be a Calvinist.
1. If you have a sudden affinity for the rap stylings of Lecrae and Shialinne but you have never liked rap before…you might be a Calvinist.
BONUS:: If you gave your mother a bouquet of tulips for Mother’s Day…you might be a Calvinist.
Writers Block 
I read Spurgeon to my 3-month-old son, does that count?
It does…as long as “Bondage of the Will” is next on the book list.
If I read Bondage of the Will to Joey maybe he could help me to understand some of the more difficult points. I loved the book, but it was a hard read for me.