Top ten reasons why guys get into trouble

10. Something you said.
9. Something you didn’t say.
8. Something you looked like you were going to say.
7. Something you were thinking.
6. Something you appeared to be thinking.
5. Something you did.
4. Something you didn’t do.
3. Something you heard about another guy doing, and you didn’t say, “How wrong and bad of that guy!” quickly enough.
2. Something you should know, but for the life of you can’t figure out.
1. Something you can figure out, and something just reminded her of it, even though it was a long time ago and her sister doesn’t even live around here anymore.

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