Thursday, October 6

10. RIP Steve Jobs you were a visionary and an icon and you will be missed.

9. I’ve now mentioned Steve Jobs in two posts in a row…although yesterdays was not quite in the same manner.

8. I saw a commercial for that new movie ‘The Thing,” while I will say it looks like a good movie, I’m pretty sure there was an old episode of the X-files that has the same basic plot.

7. I stocked up on Boo-berry and Franken-berry crunch last night. Plus I bought pumpkin pie flavored Pop-Tarts-awesome.

6. Capitalism – God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.

5. There is no finer stapler made than a Swingline. I say this not so I can reference “Office Space” but so the truth is made known. Other staplers are a frustrating, paper ruining waste of time in comparison, especially the store brand stapler from, ironically enough, Staples. You’d think with a name like Staples they’d at least get a stapler right, but trust me, their stapler is a worthless piece of crap.

4. Speaking of pieces of crap…why are people on food stamps allowed to buy Oreos and Mountain Dew with them? I do not pay my taxes so that some jobless loser can fuel their x-box playing like they are still 13 years old living in their parent’s basement. Get a job like a real man doing something you hate for 40 plus hours a week and feed your damn family some real damn food, something from the four basic food groups: cow meat, pig meat, chicken meat and sometimes seafood. Eat food that wasn’t made in a lab but raised on a farm and slaughtered the way God intended. I blame the democrats for this because they don’t seem to understand this basic proverb:

3. Feed a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. See also #6

2. Skim Milk-avoid it…I mention this two days in a row because it’s that serious.

1. How soon until football is on Thursday nights?

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8 thoughts on “Thursday, October 6

  1. Couldn’t agree with you more on #4!! I live across the street from a section 8, welfare house so I have to witness this pathetic way of living every day! Plus….plus! They can even withdraw money off of those EBT cards they get to go gambling or whatever the hell they want to waste MY money on! But I do have to point out John, on point #7….you just bought a bunch of lab created food. 🙂

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